This one is strictly for the adults.
Step 1: Discover that Ikea kitchens can now be ordered online and that delivery, even to the far flung corners of West Wales, only costs £35.
Step 2: Order kitchen.
Step 3: Order new wardrobes too, for good measure.
Step 4: Inform husband.
Step 5: Resuscitate husband.
Step 6: Discover that the earliest date for delivery is July 21st.
Step 7: Discover that July 21st is first day of school holidays. Kick self.
Step 8: Accept delivery of several hundred anonymous boxes and bags from jolly Ikea delivery man. Ikea delivery man is still jolly despite having mistaken address for Llandeilo, Carmarthenshire. He didn't bat an eyelid when told that he needed to be in Pembrokeshire instead.
"I'll be a bit longer than an hour," quoth delivery man on mobile without irony.
Step 8: Remove stagnant old kitchen cupboards; discover hole in floor.
Step 9: Decide to build wardrobes while concrete dries in kitchen hole.
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